in which the Doctor is very heterosexual
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
Between James’ birthday, Remus’ birthday, and St. Patrick’s Day, the Marauders must have spent the entire month of March completely inebriated
The term March Madness actually originated from the Marauders.
Are you fucking kidding me.
I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GUY IN THE BACK THAT HAS A FUCKING WOMAN ON HIS HEAD AND HE STANDS UP WITHOUT HER FALLING LIKE ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and
2013 was a very, very awkward year.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
your fight for survival starts right now. you don’t want to be judged? you won’t be. you don’t think you’re strong enough? you are. you’re afraid. don’t be.